Oh the force is strong in this can. I can tell. The nutrition label does NOT list the amount of MIDICHLORIANS to be found per serving. Odd, that.
You know, as a kid watching the Original Star Wars trilogy for the first time, I found Darth Vader to be extremely intimidating and imposing. A total bad ass. He was the height of bad-assery…and deservedly so.
Seeing him now hawking “fun shaped pasta in tomato and cheese sauce” sort of…I don’t know…..leaves me feeling…..meh.