In all my years on this planet, I have never had the Totino’s classic Pepperoni pizza. Don’t ask me why. I have had their other flavors …just not pepperoni.
I do know…now…that I will never buy another one again.
Look at that mess. There were five pepperonis on the ENTIRE PIE. Even the slice on the cover has more pepperoni than I did. This should be against the law or something.
Hell….looking at it now it seems more depressing and upsetting than it was when I first laid eyes on it.
Totino…whattaya doin’ to me, kid?